One Liners

A 2 year old little girl, "When I get big, I'm gonna be my dad."

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After handing a younger boy a glass of apple juice with his breakfast, this is what he tells me: 

"This water you gave me tastes like apple juice."

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"I hate it when I siphon gas and get some in my mouth."