There's a certain 6 year old boy that my daughter considers her little brother. Today that little guy was helping her collect the chickens eggs. Now it's very normal for him to ask me if he can bring this or that to his house so it took me a little by surprise when he came in today, carrying an egg in each hand, and asked me: "Can I have these to egg my house?"
Me: "Do you know what that means, to egg your house?"
Him: "Ya, it means to throw eggs at my house."
Me: "I don't think your mom would like that very much."
Him: "No, she's okay with it."