Yesterday my friend came over during lunch time. A captive audience awaited her since she knocked on the door and it's the biggest deal when someone is at the door - who is it? When she came in, instead of saying "hi", she gets asked, "Where is your husband?"
Her reply, "I don't have one."
Next question, "Why not?"
Fast forward a few hours later, a dad is picking up his son. My daughter looks at him - then at this son - then back at him and tells him, "I don't get it. You're bald but (pointing to his son) he isn't ..."
I should put a warning sign on the front door.