"For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?" (Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice)
You know that you're turning into a vampire when you walk outside in the middle of the night, look at the full moon, and think "huh, the sun is bright today!"
oh my...that's frightening...because i would want to eat the cake, seeing as how i am a cake-o-holic.
Ok I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe and had tears running down my face. :) I love you!